| | | Nytol to help you get a good nights sleep! | myLot Discussions | | What Is Wrong With My Sinuses? Any Thoughts? | | I may be allergic to something, but I don't know what. Lately, every couple of weeks, my sinuses go totally nuts for about five days, and I end up living on Clariten which works to a point, but usually spaces me out...strange, since they're supposedly non-drowsy. I feel relaxed when I've taken one, like the morning after a dose of NyTol Know what I mean?? They work, but I don't feel like doing much, and that's kindof a waste of time. Anyone have any ideas for a good remedy for sinus problems, and sneezing fits, that won't space me out? | |
| | Dumb Instructions | | In Honor of Stupid people!
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods!!!On a Sears hairdryer --
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details Inside.
(the shoplifter special??)On a bar of Dial Soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how??)on some Swanson frozen dinner --
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion)on Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down"
(well.. duh, a bit late, huh!)on Marks & Spencer Bread pudding --
"Product will be hot after heating."
(... and you thought?????....)On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
"Do not iron clothes on body"
(but wouldn't this save me more time??)On Boot's children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication"
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could get those 5-year olds with head-colds off those forklifts)On Nytol Sleep Aid... | |
| | stupidity sometimes .... is amusing! | | In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only
time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would
be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."... | |
| | Actual labels instruction | | Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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| | Proof of Stupidity | | In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside". (Evidently, the shoplifter special)3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how ...?)4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But it's*just* a suggestion)5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) "Do not turn upside down". (Oops, too late!)6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (As night follows the day ...)7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save even more time?)8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with colds off those forklifts.)9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause... | |
| | In honour of stupid people... | | In Honour of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods....... On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...) On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.) On packaging for a Rowenta... | |
| | funny instructions! | | Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of... | |
| | Labels, What We We Do Without Them? | | In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.” (The shoplifter special?)On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.”On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (I should hope so)On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.” (As opposed to what?)On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” (Gotta admit, I’m curious)On Sunsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (How incredibly... | |
| | Crazy labels | | In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.1-On a Sears's hairdryer:*Do not use while sleeping.* (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).2-On a bag of Fritos:*You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details**inside.* (the shoplifter special)?3-On a bar of Dial soap:*"Directions: Use like regular soap."*(and that would be how???....)4-On some Swanson frozen dinners:*"Serving suggestion: Defrost."*(but, it's "just" a suggestion).5-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):*"Do not turn upside down."*(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!6-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding*:"Product will be hot after heating."*(...and you thought????...)7-On packaging for a Rowenta iron:*"Do not iron clothes on body."*(but wouldn't this save me more time)?8-On Nytol Sleep Aid:*"Warning: May cause drowsiness."*(and...I'm taking this because???....)9-On most brands of Christmas lights:*"For indoor or outdoor use only."*(as opposed to...what)?10-On a Japanese food processor:*"Not to be used for the other use."*(now, somebody out there,... | |
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